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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Traffic of a different kind...

Many, many, many moons ago, I posted an article about a certain A-list celebrity who's into Scientology and married to that girl who wasn't brought back for Batman Begins 2. Are we all on the same page? Good. I resist mentioning him by name for reasons which will become clear below.
Because I posted that article, anyone typing in the actor's name and 'gay' is led to my page very early on in the search results. Consequently, I have hundreds of visitors from all over the world who really want to know whether or not said A-lister is actually a homosexual. Personally, I think it's funny that about 50% of my traffic is made up of inquiring minds who want to know who then end up reading my Tips for Retards. Perhaps it's poetic justice as it is likely they are the audience I'm speaking to when I come up with those tips...


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