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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Oh the humanity....

A few minutes ago, some douchebag decided to ruin everyone's beautiful Saturday afternoon by pulling the fire alarm in my building. In effort to escape the hideously deafening screeching, I migrated outside to my balcony with my coffee and iPod.
I had just put down the coffee and turned to get my headphones, which I'd forgotten back inside the apartment. I retrieved the headphones and stepped outside when I heard this THWUMP! THWUMP! THWUMP!
I looked down and saw this...


(Note Orko's concern) I looked closer...


It was at this point I realized that I'd been shit on by a bird. Literally on my toe. Or several birds, it turns out, as I looked up at the chair...


Then back at the other patio chair...


Closer still...


I began to laugh uncontrollably at the level of coverage the avian anus was able to achieve. But then I turned to look at the table...


Take note of how close it came to going IN the coffee cup...


I have new found respect for the shit hawks of the sky...

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Blogger David Says: 4:13 a.m.  

In some parts of France, it would be considered lucky. I have never found that fact much consolation myself.

 
 
Anonymous Anonymous Says: 11:30 a.m.  

Wow! I totally got shit on yesterday when I was drinkin' on a patio.

I miss ya! Glad you are still blogging.

Gillian

 

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