Best Email I've Received Today
Just had this forwarded to me...I think the stupidity is pretty self-evident...
Hmmmmmm....
cul·ti·vate /ˈkʌltəˌveɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhl-tuh-veyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), -vat·ed, -vat·ing.
1. to prepare and work on (land) in order to raise crops; till.
2. to use a cultivator on.
3. to promote or improve the growth of (a plant, crop, etc.) by labor and attention.
4. to produce by culture: to cultivate a strain of bacteria.
5. to develop or improve by education or training; train; refine: to cultivate a singing voice.
6. to promote the growth or development of (an art, science, etc.); foster.
7. to devote oneself to (an art, science, etc.).
8. to seek to promote or foster (friendship, love, etc.).
9. to seek the acquaintance or friendship of (a person).
Hmmmmmm...?
cul·mi·nate /ˈkʌlməˌneɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhl-muh-neyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -nat·ed, -nat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to reach the highest point, summit, or highest development (usually fol. by in).
2. to end or arrive at a final stage (usually fol. by in): The argument culminated in a fistfight.
3. to rise to or form an apex; terminate (usually fol. by in): The tower culminates in a tall spire.
4. Astronomy. (of a celestial body) to be on the meridian, or reach the highest or the lowest altitude.
–verb (used with object)
5. to bring to a close; complete; climax: A rock song culminates the performance.
Yes, I'm the asshole who points out this shit because I find the failure of others to be amusing.
All of that aside, it should be pretty neat to see, no? :P
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> >Two moons on 27th August 2007*
> >
> >*27th August; the day the Whole World is waiting for ......
> >
> >Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.
> >
> >It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will
> >cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of
> >earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look
> >like the earth has 2 moons.
> >The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.
> >
> >Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it
> >again.
Hmmmmmm....
cul·ti·vate /ˈkʌltəˌveɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhl-tuh-veyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–verb (used with object), -vat·ed, -vat·ing.
1. to prepare and work on (land) in order to raise crops; till.
2. to use a cultivator on.
3. to promote or improve the growth of (a plant, crop, etc.) by labor and attention.
4. to produce by culture: to cultivate a strain of bacteria.
5. to develop or improve by education or training; train; refine: to cultivate a singing voice.
6. to promote the growth or development of (an art, science, etc.); foster.
7. to devote oneself to (an art, science, etc.).
8. to seek to promote or foster (friendship, love, etc.).
9. to seek the acquaintance or friendship of (a person).
Hmmmmmm...?
cul·mi·nate /ˈkʌlməˌneɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kuhl-muh-neyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -nat·ed, -nat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to reach the highest point, summit, or highest development (usually fol. by in).
2. to end or arrive at a final stage (usually fol. by in): The argument culminated in a fistfight.
3. to rise to or form an apex; terminate (usually fol. by in): The tower culminates in a tall spire.
4. Astronomy. (of a celestial body) to be on the meridian, or reach the highest or the lowest altitude.
–verb (used with object)
5. to bring to a close; complete; climax: A rock song culminates the performance.
Yes, I'm the asshole who points out this shit because I find the failure of others to be amusing.
All of that aside, it should be pretty neat to see, no? :P
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This is unfortuinately not true. The event occurred in 2003.
http://www.snopes.com/science/mars.asp
http://argumentum-ad-hominem.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!16D0CFD6E12DE431!192.entry
DHAHAHAAAAA!! Ah, perfect. Thank you SO much...