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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Office Talk

I'm sitting at my desk, minding my own business, listening to Howard Stern through a single headphone bud in my left ear...

Office Co-Worker comes up to talk to my manager, who happens to be standing behind me. They talk and my manager goes into her office. Office Co-Worker looks at me and goes, "Sean! I didn't see your beard before."

"Oh, yeah...grew it a while back," I replied.

"I don't come down here often so I haven't seen it."

"I get ya."

"It makes you look older."

"Excuse me?"

"No, sorry...I mean, it makes you look more sinister."

"More sinister?" I was silently annoyed by the exchange at this point, but my manager came back out of her office and says, "I like it. It looks sharp."

"Thanks," I replied.

Office Co-Worker fumphered, "Well, I don't mean you looked sinister before, I just mean it makes you look sinister now."

"Ah, cool. Thank you?"


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Anonymous Anonymous Says:

I get similarly "awkward" comment about my goatee - and I have had it for over a year now but my ID and Security passes for work have my "bald" picture and people seem compelled to make a comment about the "fur".

How about commenting on the 80lbs I have lost since that pic was taken?

 

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