Friday Friggin' Fantastic Futuristic and Fully Functional Feast
Appetizer
What is the last thing you had to have repaired?
Nothing, I generally fix crap myself or buy new things, like that time my dog broke.
Soup
If someone gave you $2,000 with the stipulation that you had to spend half of it on yourself and give the rest to charity, where would you spend the $1,000 and which charity would receive your remaining $1,000?
I'd buy a new TV and give $1000 to one of my many Panamanial business fronts, claiming the tax. Then return my new TV, get the money back and launder the entire $2000 through my off shore holding fund.
Salad
What is one of your favorite songs from the 1980s?
Tarzan Boy...? OH! Love in the First Degree by Bananarama.
Main Course
You enter a pet store. Which section do you go to first?
The fish or cat section.
Dessert
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how athletic are you?
3
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