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Tip #5
"When entering an elevator ahead of 2-3 people behind you, it is generally not a good idea to stand less than 20-30 inches in front of the buttons. Doing so will not only prevent anyone from accessing them but it will also force them to ask you to move and/or touch a retard."
Categories: Tips_For_Retards,
Ditto for people who stand DIRECTLY IN THE DOORS of the subway. They aren't coming, they aren't going, they are just chillin' in everybody's way!
Sean, I greatly admire you for reviving TFR. You should win some sort of humanitarian award.
G