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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Tips For Retards™ - Tip No. 22

In grocery stores, when you see a check-out aisle that has a large sign that states in plain block letters, "Express Lane - 1 to 16 items," you should probably keep walking if you can't see the bottom of your shopping cart.

Swear to god, I saw someone with 50+ items in the "1 to 16" line today. Idiots.

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