DHAHAHAAAA!!!
Oh man...as people may or may not know, I listen to Howard Stern on Sirius satellite radio religiously. Today, during one of the many entertaining conversational sections of the show, Howard commented on a cupcake that sidekick Artie Lange was eating - the thing had about 1500 calories jammed into it and Artie eats them like they're going out of style. Anyway, anyway, anyway...in the midst of the conversation they played one of the many song parodies that people from all over the world send in...and this one made me squeal with glee (coz I love the original song) and then nearly pee my pants at the cleverness of the rejigged lyrics. By the time the second chorus came up, the entire studio was singing along... LOL
Artie Loves Pancakes (sung to Bonnie Tyler's "Heartache")
Artie loves pancakes
He'll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He's gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
He's gonna be on "Entourage"
But his ass is the size of a garage
He's gonna lose that job
He can't wipe his ass on the bowl
Coz all those pancakes block his asshole
What a fat slob
Artie loves pancakes
He'll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He's gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
(repeat)
Best bit: Immediately upon the song fading out, Artie piped up, "Lisa, can you get me a fork?"
Categories: Miscellaneous
Artie Loves Pancakes (sung to Bonnie Tyler's "Heartache")
Artie loves pancakes
He'll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He's gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
He's gonna be on "Entourage"
But his ass is the size of a garage
He's gonna lose that job
He can't wipe his ass on the bowl
Coz all those pancakes block his asshole
What a fat slob
Artie loves pancakes
He'll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He's gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
(repeat)
Best bit: Immediately upon the song fading out, Artie piped up, "Lisa, can you get me a fork?"
Categories: Miscellaneous
loads of people have told me to listen to Howard Stern as they say he is very funny, I think Ill have to see if I can tune in and see for myself.
Hey Romach,
He's admittedly not everyone's cup of tea and although I love Howard, there are certain members of his on-air staff that occasionally make me wanna reach through the headphones and start slicing their shrivelled, under-sized balls off...but I digress...
...he's an acquired taste, but if you like completely and utterly irreverent humour, he's the best.
Just today, a well-loved Wack Packer, Kenneth Kieth Kallenbach's death was announced. Very sad. The show goes from wacky, off the wall humour to incredibly serious moments. It's great that way.
Ta! :D
BTW, I'll email ya on how you can hear the show.