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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Tips for Retards™ - Tip #41

This conversation took place as I was ordering a sub at an unnamed sub chain location - the name rhymes with Blister Flub.

UNDERPAID WORKER - "Would you like cheese, lettuce, tomato with that?"
SEAN - "Just lettuce, please."
UW - "Lettuce and cheese?"
S - "Just lettuce, please."
UW - "No cheese on that?"
S - "Lettuce."

Tips for Retards - Tip #41
If you offer someone three alternatives and they reply, choosing one of those alternatives, your conversation is OVER.


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Blogger Dead Robot Says: 11:29 a.m.  

I always get Green Tea when I order Earl Grey Tea.

I stopped going to Yim Nortons.

 

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