The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

This isn't so much of a tip as it is a recounting of a most gloriously retarded conversation that I just overheard. A new employee on the floor (X) was speaking to myself and two other assistants (B & C). Employee X was being called on to join employees B & C downstairs for a charity event. Employees B & C suggested to employee X that she put her purse in a drawer, or better yet, lock it up.

X - Really?
B - Yeah, that's a glass door that opens up onto your desk. Anyone could steal your purse.
X - Really?
C - Yep. Just put it in a drawer, at least.
X - But I'm not even leaving the building.
B - It doesn't matter - purses have been stolen already.
X - Really?
C - Yeah, and wallets.
X - Really?
B - YES. (at this point, employee B, god love her, grabbed this dolt's purse and shoved it in the nearest drawer and then drug employee X out by her shoulder)

I personally would have stolen the bitch's purse myself just to teach her a lesson.

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