Catsup...?
This is a catch-up blog post since I've been completely neglectful of my large and widespread readership of reader(s). Huh? Anyway...haven't had much of interest to write about. Been going out and drinking too much...the usual. I'm on a well deserved and needed break from school until the new year. Spoke to the 'rents about bankrolling an extravagant ski trip to Killington, VT this winter and they were...receptive. Surely, the end of the world is near.
In any event, here are all the Friday Feasts I missed in my absence.
FRIDAY FEAST #165
Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
A golden lab...because they're actually a piss yellow colour and I'm all about the Emperor's New Clothes.
Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?
My favourite Speilberg film.
Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
10 minutes to shower, 5 minutes for flossing/brushing and 2 minutes to dress. About 20 minutes.
Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
Four...and not really.
Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)
SCAG = Slutty Cum A-Go-Go
FRIDAY FEAST #166
Appetizer
Name a great website you would recommend to others.
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Soup
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how often do you dream at night?
I'm not sure because I often don't remember them. I'd say an 8.
Salad
Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was its name?
Yes. A dog named Benji that bit me in the eye and 'went to live on a farm with a nice family.' Then we had Barney, the Beagle, who hung himself. :|
Main Course
If you had the chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Something to do with yeast infections because I feel women are cornering that market. Mix that shit up a bit, yo.
Dessert
What is your favorite kind of hard candy?
Um...I'm 30...I'm not a fan of hard candy yet.
FRIDAY FEAST #167
Appetizer
How much money do you plan to spend this upcoming holiday season?
Not much.
Soup
What was the last television show you watched, and was it good?
Coronation Street this morning...and yes, it was SCANDALOUSLY good.
Salad
If you had to paint the walls of your living room tomorrow, what color would you choose?
Navy blue
Main Course
Name something clever or practical you have thought of that should be invented, but hasn’t yet.
Ya lost me.
Dessert
List 3 things you would like to receive as gifts this upcoming holiday season.
A trip to Killington, VT
...that's about it. I'm happy.
Categories: Friday_Feast
In any event, here are all the Friday Feasts I missed in my absence.
FRIDAY FEAST #165
Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
A golden lab...because they're actually a piss yellow colour and I'm all about the Emperor's New Clothes.
Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?
My favourite Speilberg film.
Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
10 minutes to shower, 5 minutes for flossing/brushing and 2 minutes to dress. About 20 minutes.
Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
Four...and not really.
Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)
SCAG = Slutty Cum A-Go-Go
FRIDAY FEAST #166
Appetizer
Name a great website you would recommend to others.
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Soup
On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how often do you dream at night?
I'm not sure because I often don't remember them. I'd say an 8.
Salad
Did you have a pet as a child? If so, what kind and what was its name?
Yes. A dog named Benji that bit me in the eye and 'went to live on a farm with a nice family.' Then we had Barney, the Beagle, who hung himself. :|
Main Course
If you had the chance to star in a commercial, what would you choose to advertise?
Something to do with yeast infections because I feel women are cornering that market. Mix that shit up a bit, yo.
Dessert
What is your favorite kind of hard candy?
Um...I'm 30...I'm not a fan of hard candy yet.
FRIDAY FEAST #167
Appetizer
How much money do you plan to spend this upcoming holiday season?
Not much.
Soup
What was the last television show you watched, and was it good?
Coronation Street this morning...and yes, it was SCANDALOUSLY good.
Salad
If you had to paint the walls of your living room tomorrow, what color would you choose?
Navy blue
Main Course
Name something clever or practical you have thought of that should be invented, but hasn’t yet.
Ya lost me.
Dessert
List 3 things you would like to receive as gifts this upcoming holiday season.
A trip to Killington, VT
...that's about it. I'm happy.
Categories: Friday_Feast
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