French & Saunders RIP
Sadly, F&S, my fave comedy duo have called a halt to their partnership to pursue other career opportunities. I have a feeling that despite the dreary outlook, we'll be laughing at them again soon. :)
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JEN
Do you do bosoms?
DAWN
Biggen them or smallen them?
JEN
Well, a bit of both, really.
DAWN
Yes, I can certainly do that.
JEN
Good.
DAWN
And I'll tell you another thing - we can put a nipple anywhere you want nowadays.
JEN
Hmmm..what about my face?
DAWN
You want a nipple on your face?!
JEN
No...!
DAWN
I was going to say, "Don't put a nipple on your face!" You put a nipple on your face and you'll have babies jumping up and sucking your face all the time!
JEN
I DON'T WANT THAT!
DAWN
I KNOW! Let's say nix to the nipple on the face idea, ok?
JEN
I just wanted it tightened.
DAWN
You want your face tightened. I can do that.
JEN
Good.
DAWN
I will need you to stay awake during the op, though, coz after I make the initial incision across the top, I'll need you to hold it back so I can pull it up...and then staple it across like that.
JEN
Well, good [PAUSE]
...get on with it then!
DAWN
Hey, hey, hey! I'll have you know there's a great deal of counselling that goes on beforehand to make sure you're really ready to do this.
JEN
Oh...
DAWN
Do you want the counselling?
JEN
Ok.
DAWN
Alright. So...deary...are you really ready to do this?
JEN
Uh...yes.
DAWN
Ok...that's the counselling.
JEN
Good.
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