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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Tips for Retards™ - Tip #37

To the moron who crossed into my path down a side street this morning:

THIS is proper crossing technique:

Method #1
Not diagonally across which, as any pythagorian fanboy will tell you, takes longer:

Method #2

You can, however, continue to be a retard and cross in a manner best suited to your PEDESTRIAN intellect (I also find this method acceptable):

METHOD #3


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