The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

Appetizer
Who is the easiest person for you to talk to?
Probably my friend Glen. There is very little drama or egg-shelling around him.

Soup
If you could live in any ancient city during the height of the quality of its society and culture, which one would you choose?
Egypt.

Salad
What is the most exciting event you've ever witnessed?
Um...er...probably the earthquake I was in in North Bay.

Main Course
If you were a celebrity, what would you do for a publicity stunt?
I certainly wouldn't fabricate 'my brother is in peril' coz of the hurricane and have Entertainment Tonight fly me out for a midnight rescue mission when it's widely documented that my brother and I had spoken almost daily and the guy was evacuated days before the hurricane hit. I also would never bawl like a 3 year old when I finally see him after said stunt.

Please click here to read about it and witness the video of this debacle, including his brother being WOKEN UP OUT OF HIS SLEEP to be reunited with his brother.

Seems like Richard's Sweatin' to the Oldies isn't providing him enough unabashed exposure...so he has to whore himself on a brother who seems to treat Richard's clear mental illness as if they were father and daughter.

"It's alright, baby. It's alright."

Dessert
What do you consider the ideal age to have a first child?
Never.