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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Friday Feast Catch-Up

Haven't blogged with a Friday Feast in close to a year, I think...so I'm gonna catch up on a select few until I get bored...


Feast One Hundred & Forty Six
June 1st, 2007

Appetizer
Name something you think is “the best.”
My lasagna recipe.

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 highest), how stressed are you today?
2

Salad
What kind of cleanser do you use to wash your face?
Neutrogena Oil-Free Facial Cleanser

Main Course
Tonight is a blue moon! What is something that you believe only happens “once in a blue moon.”
Someone actually creates an interesting Friday Feast...

Dessert
When was the last time it rained where you live?
Two days ago.


Feast One Hundred & Forty Five
May 25th, 2007

Appetizer
Name a sound you like to hear.
70s synths used properly (see: anything by ELO)

Soup
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Extra-Old Cheddar (especially white)

Salad
Do you sleep late on Saturday mornings? Why or why not?
Sometimes, although my body is used to getting up at 5am, so it often becomes difficult.

Main Course
When was the last time you forgot something? What was it, and how long did it take to remember it?
I forgot where I placed my kitchen scissors a week and a half ago - I have yet to find them...

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I notice ____________ when _____________.
I noticed relief when I peed.


Feast One Hundred & Forty Four
May 18th, 2007

Appetizer
List 3 emotions you experienced this week.
Depression, joy and love.

Soup
Name a car you’d love to have.
The 2006 Ford Cougar.

Salad
Describe your typical morning routine.
Get up at 5am, shower, start the kettle, make coffee, check my email, sit down and chill for an hour before flossing then brushing my teeth, leave.

Main Course
Have you ever emailed someone famous? If so, who, and what did you say to them? Did they reply?
I email Howard Stern's show regularly...have yet to have one read on the air. I've written about various things and never received a reply.

Dessert
Do you listen to podcasts? If so, which ones?
Dissecting Dallas.


Feast One Hundred & Forty Three
May 11th, 2007

Appetizer
Tell about a time when you had to be brave.
When I had my surgery...lol. Seriously, bravery in real life is a joke when you compare it to some things other people have to go through in their own hellish lives.

Soup
Which upcoming movie are you excited about seeing?
Spiderman 3, Transformers, Paprika.

Salad
Name an item you try to always have on hand.
Cream for my coffee and frozen yogurt.

Main Course
Imagine the most relaxing room you can think of. Now describe it!
What a fucking retarded question...FF catch-up is about to end...!!!

Dessert
On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being highest), how spiritual or religious are you?
0.0, Mr. Blutarsky...


Feast One Hundred & Forty Two
May 04th, 2007

Appetizer
Name something you would not want to own.
A child.

Soup
Describe your hair (texture, color, length, etc.).
Short, blondish-brown, fuzzy.

Salad
Finish this sentence: I’ll never forget ___________.
I'll never forget how lame Friday Feast used to be when asked moronic questions like this one....

Main Course
Which famous person would you like to be for one day? Why?
God. Because, I said so - fuck off.

Dessert
Write one sentence about yourself that includes one thing that is true and another thing that is not.
I am amazing and love Friday Feasts more and more each time I'm allowed to read a new one.


Feast One Hundred & Forty One
April 27th, 2007

Appetizer
How fast can you type?
About 80 wpm...it's rather frightening...

Soup
What is your favorite online game?
Runescape...LOL Nah, prolly Poker in Canada.

Salad
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), how intelligent do you think you are?
Probably an 8...although is Albert Einstein is a 10, presumably, maybe not so much...

Main Course
Name three of your best teachers from your school years.
Miss Beaudry, Mrs. Marcuccio and Mr. Gilchrist.

Dessert
What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?
Elvis and I are boozing on Friday...everything else is up in the air...


Feast One Hundred & Forty
April 20th, 2007

Appetizer
What is your favorite kind of bread?
Homemade.

Soup
When was the last time you bought a new pillow?
Christmas.

Salad
Approximately how many hours per week do you spend surfing the ‘net?
An obscene amount that I will keep to myself...

Main Course
What’s the highest you remember your temperature being?
I don't remember...idiot.

Dessert
Fill in the blanks: When I ____________, I _____________.
When I sneeze, I pee.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Nine
April 13th, 2007

Appetizer
When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?
Royal Blue or Silver...oh, how i remember the day I got my first crayon set with SILVER!! Magic Boots!

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?
Depends what the job is and where I'd be moving...ugh.

Salad
Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What’s the total?
28

Main Course
Have you ever “re-gifted” anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?
Not that I'm aware of...

Dessert
Name something you need from the store.
New flip-flops. Jeans. Food for tonight.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Eight
April 06th, 2007

Appetizer
When you travel, which mode of transportation do you prefer?
Train.

Soup
Have you ever met a blogging friend in person?
Yep.

Salad
When was the last time you were really, really tired?
Last night.

Main Course
If you could have dinner with any one fictional character from a book or movie, who would it be?
Miss Moneypenny. lol

Dessert
Fill in the blank: One day, I hope to see _______________.
One day, I hope to see Friday Feast outlawed.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Seven
March 30th, 2007

Appetizer
What are you proud of?
My apartment, my slipcover...various things.

Soup
What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?
I don't think I've won anything cool as a prize.

Salad
Name something you do that is a waste of time.
Too easy...

Main Course
In what year of your life did you change the most?
Probably between 27 and 30...

Dessert
Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?
My living room.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Six
March 23rd, 2007

Appetizer
Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why?
I've always had a thing for Sandy Rinaldo...dunno why.

Soup
Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.
Frozen yogurt, frozen chicken, brussell sprouts.

Salad
If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?
Otisburg. heehee

Main Course
What will most likely be the next book you read?
My English textbook.

Dessert
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?
That I'm not attracted to them...?


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Five
March 16th, 2007

Appetizer
Name two things that made you smile this week.
Kathy Griffin and Orko.

Soup
Fill in the blank: Don’t you hate it when ________?
Don't you hate it when people stab you in the head.

Salad
When you can’t go to sleep, what is your personal remedy to help yourself drift into Lullabyland?
"Petting the cat"

Main Course
What is something about which you’ve always wondered but have not yet found a good answer?
Why Friday Feast continues to be popular...

Dessert
What is your favorite pasta dish?
My lasagna.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Four
March 09th, 2007

Appetizer
What is your usual bedtime? Do you like that, or would you rather it be different?
10pm - I like it.

Soup
When it comes to advice, do you give more or receive more?
Receive more assurance, not really advice.

Salad
Describe a memorable meal you’ve had.
Last night I had gnocchi with fresh parmesan...was heavenly.

Main Course
Name a work of fiction that affected the way you think about something.
Slaughterhouse Five.

Dessert
What is your favorite type of fruit juice?
Probably apple. Fruit juice is bad, though, so I rarely drink it.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Three
March 02nd, 2007

Appetizer
What does the color pink make you think of?
Homocide.

Soup
Name something you thought you had lost, but later found.
My virginity.

Salad
In 3 words, describe this past week.
Uneventful.

Main Course
What are you obsessed with?
80s cartoons.

Dessert
What kind of perfume or cologne do you like to wear?
Fahrenheit, Adidas Sport.


Feast One Hundred & Thirty Two
February 23rd, 2007

Appetizer
Where on your body do you have a scar, and what caused it?
Above my left eye. Story here.

Soup
What is something that has happened to you that you would consider a miracle?
I don't consider any of my experiences to be 'miraculous.'

Salad
Name a television personality who really gets on your nerves.
Elisabeth Hasselback.

Main Course
What was a funny word you said as a child (such as “pasketti” for “spaghetti”)?
Fuck off.

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I have always thought ______ was ______.
I have always thought...ok, I'm done.


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Anonymous Anonymous Says:

LMAO. Magic boots?! Call the fire department because somebody's on fire :D

 

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