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The FORTRESS of SOLITUDE

"So morbid...a sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished..."
~ General Zod

 

Video of the Day - Puberty



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"Please sir...I want some more..."

So the company that I work for (an international organization) had a very good year in 2006. They sent people around today to thank every employee for their hard work.

Their thank you?

A Hershey bar.

I fucking kid you not.

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Friday Feast #131

Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
A fart.

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Partly cloudy with occasional sunny days. Chance of precipitation.

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
James Bond. If only it was a subject in university...

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
This question is fucking retarded. Why would I read something different if I was going to forget the entire thing at midnight?!? Or do you mean everything I read in one day, I would remember forever? I'd probably read all the bios in a single Playgirl magazine...they're always amusing to bring up at soirees.

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
I would steal Hershey's Kisses recipe and call them "Squits."


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Google, I smite thee!

So it appears that the Nazi-warship that is Google is making its presence known throughout the online community. First, a takeover of Blogger and then Youtube. I had a Youtube Director's account, which I only upgraded to because I wanted to upload files over 10 minutes in length and 100mb - files created BY me, mind you. Because of some other Dallas clips and other crap that I had on there, they've permanently disabled my account. I could understand if I posted ENTIRE fucking episodes of the show, but no...they were clips - not a one of them over 2 minutes in length. Those fucktards!
The annoying thing is, my Director Account never worked - I could never upload more than I could before and the filesize was still an issue. Youtube is truly becoming the ass of the internet. Like all good things, some assmunch has to go and fucking rape it up the poop shoot.
FIGHT THE POWER!

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